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shagmestyles:

In grade 3 people used to bully me and call me donkey because apparently I looked like one and I would always reply with “Donkeys are cute therefore i’m cute!” And one day this kid was like, ” No donkeys are ugly creatures that poor people use for transportation” and I replied with “AT LEAST PEOPLE LIKE TO RIDE ME!” And my teacher started laughing and I didn’t know why until today because I just realized what I said omg

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wrathofhomestuck:

tryingtofixflashpoint:

It’ll be okay, dude.

DUDE!

CONSTANTS

AND

VARIABLES!!! 

No matter the future, alternate timeline, dream or past life it seems like Finn always looses his arm

I KNEW IT WAS FUCKING COMING

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chocorum:

alcohol is a disinfectant mom it’s natures cleaning agent and i am just cleansing my insides for the new year it’s a spiritual thing you wouldnt understand

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unfaggy:

remember in hannah montana when miley was talking to a cute guy and she got flustered and distracted and she accidentally squirted too much ketchup on her hand and to cover it up she rubbed it on her face and told him its like a moisturizer good job miley

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disneyfansonly:

Love Disney? This blog is total Disney!!
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Okay….

strivetobestrider:

peter-andthelostboys:

zepolman:

Who the hell is this Tinkerbell?

Last I checked; Tinkerbell was a nasty cold, mean ass bitch like this:

Or this:

And what about this:

Or even this as well:

So I ask who the hell is this:

Because she sure as heck ain’t Tinkerbell.

Amen someone finally brought this out

i have a theory that after she lost her fairy friends and has to put up with peter she becomes a takes no shit bitch

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that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

damn grandma you badass

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daa-ze:

skr0ala:

dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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wheatdealer:

gf: bae come over

me: i cant im making a metaphor

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

 

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